i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
