Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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