BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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