Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I am mentally ready for anal.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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