Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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