dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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