Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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