I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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