Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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