Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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