she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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