Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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