we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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