we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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