This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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