just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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