I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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