Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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