I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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