i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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