is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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