I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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