So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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