Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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