Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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