I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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