Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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