I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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