elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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