dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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