Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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