even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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