idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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