Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Alive.
So much puke
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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