Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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