Me. At least after what I've been through.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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