Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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