Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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