Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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