Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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