Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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