the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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