Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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