Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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