so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
