belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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