And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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