I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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