pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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