i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
True strength comes from lack of pants
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
try to milk me bitch
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