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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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