Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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