I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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