You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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