so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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