therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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