Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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