How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
