No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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