Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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